I love these end of the world scenarios! I don't believe any of them, but I really enjoy them immensely.
Now I have come up with my own twist on the end of the world. I am having so much fun with this, I just want to take days off from work to mess with it.
But since I can't, this little bit will have to do.
It goes like this...
Start with the strange fixation on zombies that has been going on for a while. Sure, there have been movies, comics, and jokes (no one takes a redneck seriously, until the zombie apocalypse). But there are actual products made, admittedly tongue in cheek. Such as zombie ammo, and zombie guns:
That right there is a Mossberg ZMB. Here's a link:
Mossberg ZMB Chainsaw Special Purpose
Big deal, well what happens when the U.S. government gets involved?
http://www.hhs.gov/open/initiatives/hhsinnovates/round4/cdczombies.html
Using the Zombie Apocalypse to get the public involved eh? Hmmmmm...
OK so we've established a rather odd national fixation on zombies. Remember that, it's item one.
Now we have the Mayan calendar. You all know about that, I'm not even going to link anything. The world will end on December 21, 2012. OK, got that? It's item two.
Related to this is item three, many people are saying that the Mayan calendar does not mark the end of the world, but a kind of rebirth into an enlightened, better world. Uh huh!
Now on to item four, the approach of the planet Nibiru! Basically, there's a huge-ass planet that orbits close to the earth every 3,000 some odd years. Here's a Russian video about it:
Nibiru approaches
Some say Nibiru is actually Nemesis. You can look that up yourself.
So this looks like a bunch of crap right? Well maybe. But here's a NASA employee talking about it:
NASA Employee Speaks About Nibiru
So, when Nibiru goes by, the following will happen:
Ah but there will likely be people in underground bunkers who survive quite well. Preppers, Survivalists, call them what you want, they are the ones that will survive with brains intact.
Like these folks:
Family Survival
Here are some shelter links:
Vivos
Or build on your own: Underground Shelter
So when Nibiru (item four) goes by, the prepared folks will be in their underground shelters and survive. When they emerge, they will be faced with brain fried zombies (item one) from Nibiru's magnetic field. Seems like those zombie guns and bullets will indeed be needed.
But survive they will.
So the folks who claim the Mayan calendar predicts an enlightened age (item three), they may be right. But it will not be an enlightened age born of Birkenstock urban progressives. It will be born of Preppers and Survivalists.
And a final relationship, some predict that Nibira will pass close enough for the problems to start right around December 21, 2012. So the Mayans may have called it after all.
So these diverse predictions, planets, and fixations are all related!
And me without an underground shelter. Crap.
Now I have come up with my own twist on the end of the world. I am having so much fun with this, I just want to take days off from work to mess with it.
But since I can't, this little bit will have to do.
It goes like this...
Start with the strange fixation on zombies that has been going on for a while. Sure, there have been movies, comics, and jokes (no one takes a redneck seriously, until the zombie apocalypse). But there are actual products made, admittedly tongue in cheek. Such as zombie ammo, and zombie guns:
Mossberg ZMB Chainsaw Special Purpose
Big deal, well what happens when the U.S. government gets involved?
http://www.hhs.gov/open/initiatives/hhsinnovates/round4/cdczombies.html
Using the Zombie Apocalypse to get the public involved eh? Hmmmmm...
OK so we've established a rather odd national fixation on zombies. Remember that, it's item one.
Now we have the Mayan calendar. You all know about that, I'm not even going to link anything. The world will end on December 21, 2012. OK, got that? It's item two.
Related to this is item three, many people are saying that the Mayan calendar does not mark the end of the world, but a kind of rebirth into an enlightened, better world. Uh huh!
Now on to item four, the approach of the planet Nibiru! Basically, there's a huge-ass planet that orbits close to the earth every 3,000 some odd years. Here's a Russian video about it:
Nibiru approaches
Some say Nibiru is actually Nemesis. You can look that up yourself.
So this looks like a bunch of crap right? Well maybe. But here's a NASA employee talking about it:
NASA Employee Speaks About Nibiru
So, when Nibiru goes by, the following will happen:
- The earth's poles will shift.
- The earth will be bombed with huge meteorites and asteroids.
- Floods
- Other natural disasters of all types.
- And now, refer to item one. Anyone getting caught in the magnetic field of Nibiru will have their brains turn to mush. They'll be drooling idiots wetting themselves. What does that sound like? ZOMBIES!
Ah but there will likely be people in underground bunkers who survive quite well. Preppers, Survivalists, call them what you want, they are the ones that will survive with brains intact.
Like these folks:
Family Survival
Here are some shelter links:
Vivos
Or build on your own: Underground Shelter
So when Nibiru (item four) goes by, the prepared folks will be in their underground shelters and survive. When they emerge, they will be faced with brain fried zombies (item one) from Nibiru's magnetic field. Seems like those zombie guns and bullets will indeed be needed.
But survive they will.
So the folks who claim the Mayan calendar predicts an enlightened age (item three), they may be right. But it will not be an enlightened age born of Birkenstock urban progressives. It will be born of Preppers and Survivalists.
And a final relationship, some predict that Nibira will pass close enough for the problems to start right around December 21, 2012. So the Mayans may have called it after all.
So these diverse predictions, planets, and fixations are all related!
And me without an underground shelter. Crap.
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