The Cowboy Solution

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This is a darn good set of rules, plus a nifty simultaneous solution to some of our woes. I love this, even though number 8 is directed at folks like me.

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah .. We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

And there is more.............
The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline.

OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 15 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. .......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.....

Numbers 3, 4, and 5 are big problems for farmers out here in the east too. Actually it's probably more of a problem. Ranchers and farmers anywhere in the country can count on a big helping of sympathy from anyone here in the east capable of thinking outside of a Tiffany box. That's only a handful of people, but we're around.
Number 12 is directed at folks like me as much as number 8, since I love hot sauces. I like to try different ones and different combinations. And I hate ketchup (freakin' tomato flavored sugar goo).

Truth is, I would not fare too well in the world depicted here. In addition to the aforementioned differences, I have no interest in sports nor hunting. I know nothing of the outdoors and I absolutely hate camping. So, other than cars & motorcycles, I wouldn't have much to talk about. But I'll bet they wouldn't mind too awful much, as I suspect I'd just be that odd feller that hangs out in his garage all day if he aint out riding, and riding is something they surely understand!

Do you have a problem with the ideology and philosophies contained here? That's OK, differences like that keep life interesting. But don't try to change these good people and shove your ideas of right and wrong down their throats. Just stay the hell away from them. Heed number 4 if you don't like their lifestyle.
Libtard Yankees have a hard time doing that though. Gotta make the whole world just like them. Well, the whole world except for dictators and violent Muslim clerics that hate the U.S. They're just dandy the way they are and we should welcome them with open arms and wallets.

Finally, if you don't like the type of people depicted here. You might want to think about this BBC article:

Wyoming's Cowboys Teach Fiscal Restraint