Merry Christmas!

For years I trained myself into saying "Happy Holidays."

Now, I've decided that's a bunch of lameass crap.

So I'm training myself back into saying "Merry Christmas." It's my heritage, my background, my upbringing.

Y'all go ahead and wish me a Happy Hanukkah or Merry Kwanzaa or Joyous Ramadan or Happy Solstice or whatever is yours. I won't be offended, and thank you for including me.

See, THAT'S inclusion, not making me adapt to some amorphous soulless freaking "Happy Holidays."